One thing you HAVE to do before getting caught up in some massively public scandal is make ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that your name can’t be manipulated into a variety of puns for the New York Post. Otherwise, that story will just keep going and going until you can’t look your package in the mirror ever again.
Case in point, this afternoon’s NYPost.com featured some gems:
Weiner Wraps it Up
And for a video:
Weiner Pulls Out
They even have a poll going to have people vote for their favorite front page! They really love the Weiner.
I do have a suggestion for a future headline, however.