Odd and noteworthy headlines that sunk their meathooks into my tender, tender brain:
‘Deer with wings’ causes power outage in Montana
It didn’t ACTUALLY have wings…but man, that must have been a weird sight seeing Bambi laying across some power lines. Now if only they could have found a pig up there…
Iowa woman dies after cow attack
Tragic and certainly not the type of headline you expect to see. Definitely in the ‘man bites dog’ category of strangeness. Please, vegetarian and vegan activists, I implore you not to exploit this incident too much.
Green Mile Actor, 51, Marries 16-Year-Old Aspiring Country Singer; Says “True Love Can Be Ageless”
It’s like Harold & Maude, only I don’t think most people will look back on this as fondly.
Former Hillary Clinton Intern Leaves Politics For Porn
You would think interning for then-Senator Hillary Clinton would be a strong resume builder in multiple industries, but not necessarily this specific industry. I suppose as John Lennon once said, “Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.”
At least Sammie Spade (Samantha Koithan) doesn’t have to worry about a disgraced husband while pregnant.